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swiss army friends

she says “you’re the grammar and I’m the drawer”
but what she doesnt know is
it’s this:

If I’m the toe, then you’re the sock.
Keeping me all warm and junk.

If I’m the windshield, then you’re the wiper.
Making the entire world so fresh and so clean. clean.

If I’m the pen, then you’re the cap.
No more ink stains here, mister!

If I’m the flame, that makes you the smoke.
Would anyone ever really notice?

If I’m the rope, then she’s the tight.
Keepin’ me steady here.

If I’m the Flava, then she’s the Flav.
I’m thinkin’ Green Apple, maybe.

If I’m Jack, well then she’s the box.
Keeping me safe until I’m ready to P O P up.

If I’m the Oreo, then you’re the cream.
Somebody’s gotta even out this bitterness.

If I’m the hand, then that makes you the thumb.
The only one worth holding on to.

Opposable, yet charming.
Stronger than any Hurricane or Volcano.

With hair like a trampoline
and good enough for Bill Cosby to advertise
you know what I mean
J – E – L – L – O

Some how, some way, it’s the most amazing people that end up on back burners just begging for a lower temperature.

And I thank God that this is Monopoly because by now, I’d owe you a million
and that whole mansion over there
plus my get out of jail free cards
plus all of my mortgages
and even the damn IOU’s,

Even when there are Zombies on every end of every street
she can still find some way to hold my head upright
laughing all night.

You don’t got it?
I bet she’ll get it.

In here,
right here
you’ve found a true friend.

swiss army friends

Candace Gaskins

Joined November 2009

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Artist's Description

ive got one of the best friends in the world.
she threw me a line…
so here’s the hook and sinker.

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