SAD NEWS
Please join me in remembering a great icon in the entertainment community. The Pillsbury doughboy passed yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
Doughboy was entered in a lightly greased tin loaf pan.Dozens of celebrities turned out ot pay their respects, including Mrs Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Capt Crunch. The site was piled high with flours
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never new how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The service will be held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
This was passed to me by my nephew Harold. Feel free to pass it on to someone who is having a crumby day and kneads a lift
Chipper
This obit ranks right up there with the one for “Somebody Else”.
Mr. Else passed away several years ago and was counted upon by all his peers to come through in a clutch. His brother, “Nobody Else” was the only attendee at the funeral. SO, with Somebody’s passing, who will attend Doughboy’s funeral???
Jellybean720
Cute.. made me laugh,.. :))
hilarydougill
Wonderful humour, beautifully written, and a great laugh. hugsxxx
photosbylefty
this made me laugh, very clever JD!
velveteagle
You do have your moments Jade.. LOL.. So happy to share them..
Bev Woodman
Jade you had me going for a minute – my poor old brain was trying to work out who you were talking about and then the cookie crumbled and the timer went off!! Great work.
Brunoboy
Great sense of humour, very good.
jadeast replied
Thank you Albert