Standard Shipping for delivery by Dec 24 has ended. Most products available with Express Shipping.

The Visitor

The T.V. was on… They know I cant sleep with any noise. This very long walk down the stairs was complimented by CSPAN. I have been so stressed lately. I should be on a boat in the carribean right now but my son is regretably sick, which postponed my voyage. The living room was bright from the television, Thats how I saw him. All black, pistol in hand, Sitting on my couch. I never met this person before. and I could tell when i saw him that he was going to take my life. He then, very casually raised his pistol bearing arm. My eyes were wide, Gross, and tired. my skin crawled. my heart sank. all at once my entire body shutdown. I fell backwards and onto the T.V. Which went from something bothersome to something that would break my fall. needless to say, it fell through, and immediately 3,000 volts of electricity traveled through my body and into my cerebelum where it melts my brain into a sticky pudding-like goo. blood oozes out of my stomach and onto the hardly electrified television set, where it bubbles. before I slip away I hear the masked bandit murmur “I was watching that…”
—Collin Foster

Currently unavailable for purchase

desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait

10%off for joining

the Redbubble mailing list

Receive exclusive deals and awesome artist news and content right to your inbox. Free for your convenience.