SAD PANDA - Album Cover... by IWML

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Album? Well, more like an EP.
Actually, make that a single. After all, it’s only one song.

Although, well, it is quite a LONG song. Certainly the longest ‘depressive blackened suicidal black metal’ song we are aware of.

If not, it is at least most definitely the longest ‘depressive blackened suicidal black metal’ song that is entirely about pandas. And of that we are CERTAIN.

(We think.)

Released in an extremely limited run in the mid-nineties, this was the only release by Norweigian underground legends, SAD PANDA. And looks to be their ONLY release – although they claim to still be together, the band has vowed never to release another album, or, indeed, ever write another song.

However, their single song (the entire contents of this release – the other side of the record was entirely blank) can still be heard (as well as an EXTREMELY RARE live recording) on their MySpace page:


The IWML is Australia’s third most popular Miskatonik Adhocracy, dedicated to defeating the Reptilians, freeing the humyn race from mind-slavery, crushing the Gangster God Computer Moon Brain Computer Communist Fascist One World God Machine, ushering in the return of the Awakened Cthulhuiac Ancient Ones from Beyond the Stars, and having a truly spiffing time making musick and art.

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  • Danny
    Dannyover 4 years ago

    I tried to listen….honest….but.. but… ohhhhh
    the despair!

  • yeah, well, imagine being a panda. it’s like that but 100 times worse. maybe 150 times worse. (it’s hard to accurately quantify.)

    – IWML

  • Bjondon
    Bjondonover 3 years ago

    Hi IW . . . . any chance of converting this masterpiece into a T-shirt?

  • i don’t see why not. i’ll lurch into the archive dungeon, and have a snoop around.

    – IWML

  • Bjondon
    Bjondonover 3 years ago

    That’s a sale then!

  • done and done. 2 versions – one with logo, one without. go sick mate.

    – IWML

  • Bjondon
    Bjondonover 3 years ago

    A 3hr turnaround . . . . . you are a gentleman, sir . . . . . looks spectacular too (now I’ll have to buy it)

  • then you too, will be a gentleman. ;)

    – IWML

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