If it’s tired you want it’s tired you…
You doubt it, you bought it.
Stop talking about love you vapid scum
“Do you think there’s more to life than love?’ I asked the gambling man. He pulled out a gun, shot me and the rest is irr…
Lambert was a tasty beast, and the wold loves its heores for their limbs as much as anything.
Somewhat over the rainbow
Bill Pullman you have betrayed me for the last time. I am coming for you!
Daddy’s Advice led to Murder
‘Let me live for god sake, Helen! Let me live!!!’ But his wife said no. Then she married an inflatable urine sample named NORTH…
I was not born in Montreal
It’s the way we weren’t raised, that makes us weak.
Your useless knowledge
Here’s to all the memories we lost in the fire of 77.
You’re never getting used to it.
James was then ripped to shreds by a petty combination of horror, disappointment and sadness. His wife, surveying the wreckage said, ‘…
Sing the Song of Bitterness and Make the Moon Exp…
We left everything to God. We were repaid in ways you would not care to hear.
The freaks who Murder Love
I sat outside by the Princes Highway and watched for the end of the age of bliss.
Confessions of a Coffee Machine
It might be a cooling planet made up of sporadic earthquakes and volcano spasms, but that still doesn’t account for the popularity of…
The truth about Kebla Kahn
About 45 minutes from now, I’m going to go down my street, get on a train to Central station and do the one thing I’ve always w…
Your own bodyweight in kit-kats
I was talking to a man named ‘Daisy’ about my bedroom antics. He said, ‘Listen, if I have to hear one more time about you…