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iWars

Joined February 2010

I am a morbidly healthy pluralist with some co-ordination and a few injuries received during the cold war. Mostly I spend my time looking for stray cats and building theme parks for overprivileged children from underdeveloped countries. If I could change one thing about the world today it would be two things and if there was a funeral for me and I could invite six people from history they’d all be given the wrong address. If you need to know anything else, just buy all my t-shirts and sell them to future generations so that no one will forget the wonders I have achieved. Although I don’t know what they are.

  • Joined: February 2010