Carrothes is a member of the “How Does Your Garden Groan” Plantvampings Series and he has a very bad attitude. The “bad attitude” stems from his annoyance with his bright and cheerful orange color. Seriously, wouldn’t you be annoyed if you were orange? Since I didn’t want to cause him to go on a tear (have you noticed those teeth?), I doodled his portrait in black and white. But there is nothing stopping you from buying this tee shirt in bright orange.
Like his creator the vampire botanist Quentin, he doesn’t like humans much, except for meals. But they must be dressed. When Carrothes Krazerous decides to have you for supper, he expects you to be wearing lots of butter and brown, organic sugar. A touch of cinnamon is always welcome. Go figure. Apparently it makes us taste better.
Although he looks small in this portrait, please note that this is not done to scale. He may not appear frightening, but he’s actually six foot, ten inches tall. Think about it. Would you want to meet up with 6’10” angry, chip-on-his-symbolic-shoulder-sharp-toothed vampire carrot in an alley? Especially if you’re wearing his portrait on an orange tee shirt.
It is worthy to remember that not only are his teeth sharp, so are his wits. Make sure you keep yours about you.