New Lightweight Hoodies. Great for laziness, business, or any other -ness.

the Official "HURT SHIRT"

T-Shirts & Hoodies

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Get this by Dec 24

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Brocton, United States

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Sizing Information

Chest 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" 56"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Sizing chart
Model wears a size L


  • Plain colour t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that's not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that's too light, try our heavier classic tee.




Artist's Description

The HURT SHIRT is an accurate representation of the man known as Dillon, you may see him roaming the city streets, basements, video game consoles, and taco bells alike. by wearing there is a 90% chance that he will not feel offended by your presence… I would like to take the time to remind you of what happens when you approach a wild animal to pet it. 9 times out of 10 you will be attacked… now that you have absorbed that bit of information id like to compare that to encountering a wild Dillon… Like the wild animal Dillon is inclined to attack upon recognition and by buying this shirt I almost guarantee your absolute protection.

im gonna be honest now, Dillon and I have a contest going on to see who can sell the most shirts… and i can guarantee that his version will not protect you whatsoever… if he says it will I promise it is a lie.

so I beg you , Please think about your protection and buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also there are cute stickers that you can hang in random places, LIKE THE GIRLS RESTROOM!!!

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