As many of you would know, I am the Director of internationally renowned institution, Museum of Dust. It is a sad fact of life, however, that my duties as trailblazing visionary mean that I am seldom there and I am forced to leave its day-to-day running to my staff.
Despite the fact that they supposedly the best that money can buy, sometimes they simply forget who is boss and take things into their own hands. The results (as you will see) are often appalling. Please note that their views are their own and may or may not reflect the official policies of the museum or, indeed, my own opinions.
In an effort to keep them on the straight and narrow, I have decided to start reproducing the staff bulletins here on red bubble.
Time will tell….