Succulent, tender, sweet…
Easy to grill, fry, burn to a fragile crisp
The sensitive new age guy
I’ll do the dishes honey calls Frank, as he perches on the lounge viewing another episode of Better Homes and Gardens.
The snag education continues, he too can be the ultimate, sensitive, unselfish lover
But Frank is confused
He must possess sensitivity with a pinch of male dominance on the side
An image, a cage, Birds, butterflies cobra’s and tarantulas co-existing in peaceful harmony fills his mind
He too must combine such extremes
Plunging deep into his gene pool diving down to his farthest insecurities
Examining them face to ugly face
Whilst drowning on male dominance Frank continues fighting for his feminine side no longer resting in peace within his manliness
The lines of sexuality no longer drawn free falling like matchsticks through our modern new age existence
You may turn around, and before you know it…
Bob’s your aunty
Franks spouse is in the midst of her PMS
The snag himself refers immediately to his snag handbook
He flips pages friskily, frantically, when the page is found and exasperated sigh of relief.
PMS… Pamper Me Silly
Frank conforms to his snag bible, taming his male dominance whilst drawing more on his feminine side.
Like squeezing out the last of a toothpaste tube
Frank craves the sweet icing of manhood rather than the soggy slice of sensitivity
Like a diabetic in a sweet shop, almost tasting manhood… He must resist
But he’s flagging, he can’t cope
Pampering whilst possessing male dominance is grating his manhood to a fine powder.
He has become the rope within the tug o war
The manhood, the feminine side, the manhood, the feminine side
Tug, Tug, Tug
Trying to sit ion the fence dividing the two as it stretches miles through the endless valleys of man
But he is exhausted, unable to keep up with sang expectations, can he be blamed??
There aren’t many vegetarian, scrabble-playing astrologists also into tough outdoor sports!
The average male, fearless protector, tough provider
Now an endangered species on a crash course to extinction
Jumping briskly with fear, but without hesitation into the safe confines of the Snag
But may the lesson be learnt
Never, ever trade your personality for that
Sweet, succulent ever so tempting SNAG
The Sensitive New Age Guy… Can he really survive in this day and age?