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We like the bike! We heart the cart!
We sling bananas like Warhol art.
Blue is the shell and white is the spike
That nukes the cart and fries the bike.

Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells
won’t ricochet like a green bat out of hell!

I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp.
Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block!
Skidding and bumping are just part of the race,
But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place.

Poem by <a href="http://www.josiahmedia.com">Josiah Bancroft</a>

Also available screen-printed on black American Apparel shirts for just $20 in my own shop

An alternate version of this concept, created by Peter Chiykowski in his “Rock, Paper, Cynic” comic is available as a poster set in his shop

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mario, kart, nintendo, doctor, dr, seuss, geeky, nerdy, teefury, ian, leino, gaming, video games

Graphic designer and illustrator. Amateur chef and bassist. Homebrewer and pug owner.

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