1 Shell 2 Shell

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$27.90
Get this by Dec 24

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ianleino

Asheville, United States

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Sizing Information

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" 56"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Sizing chart
Model wears a size L

Features

  • Plain colour t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that's not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that's too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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Artist's Description

We like the bike! We heart the cart!
We sling bananas like Warhol art.
Blue is the shell and white is the spike
That nukes the cart and fries the bike.

Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells
won’t ricochet like a green bat out of hell!

I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp.
Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block!
Skidding and bumping are just part of the race,
But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place.

Poem by <a href="http://www.josiahmedia.com">Josiah Bancroft</a>

Also available screen-printed on black American Apparel shirts for just $20 in my own shop

An alternate version of this concept, created by Peter Chiykowski in his “Rock, Paper, Cynic” comic is available as a poster set in his shop

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