Beer Goggles

Sweetness and light.
Sugar in my tea.
Grant me a wish,
Life set me free.

To sleep to sleep,
perchance to what?
In trance so deep,
I care not a jot!

Soul mate, soul mate,
Whither do you rest?
My account is settled,
You may ruffle my nest.

Come on, come hither!
Tally ho, don’t dither.
My life is short – don’t dilly or dally!
Into my arms at the end of the rally!

In riddles and rhymes,
Through tongues I speak.
I want you here now.
There’s no need to sneak!!

Love me hold me, kiss and caress me.
Be mine forever, till death us do blah.
One thing only:
Tell me who you are!

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I had a couple of beers in the pub tonight then wrote a load of nonsense. Oh well!


  • IzzyGumbo
    IzzyGumboalmost 4 years ago

    a couple o beers
    and a couple o more
    your riddling rhymes
    I do adore :)
    this is fantastic. lol.

  • It’s the beer, it’s the beer,
    wot makes us so queer!
    Heterosexually speaking,
    but of course my dear!

    Why thankyou Ma’am ;-)

    – Iain Phillips

  • IzzyGumbo
    IzzyGumboalmost 4 years ago

    Ma’aM? perhaps a Ms
    soft ‘s’ like a kiss
    and not a ‘just’, I am
    couple “O”…
    those beers Iain
    sexually speaking.

  • To my lips, to my lips,
    let me drink deep.

    “O” Ms, let me whisper that s,
    At the end of ‘yes’. Yes, yes, yes.

    – Iain Phillips

  • IzzyGumbo
    IzzyGumboalmost 4 years ago

    lol… “cheery Os”
    have a great night, your writing is a lot of fun.

  • micheleirene
    micheleirenealmost 4 years ago

    Great to see you writing again Mr. Phillips! Love this :)

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