Lonely level 53 Wizard seeking female

Hello, I’ve been single for erm lets see… err four… five… carry the one…erm… since birth, and I feel it’s probably time I found a nice girl like, I dunno a Pamela Anderson type who enjoys sci-fi and kicks ass on Zelda, but I don’t wanna be too picky. I work as a shelf stacker in a supermarket by day but by night I’m a level 53 Wizard mage in the “World of Warcraft” where my skills in magic are rivalled only by the dark powers of a level 80 Rogue warrior with Stealth ability. My idea of a crazy night would be to watch every Star Wars movie… back to back! I know right! Crazy! I play drums in a Rock band… well technically it’s not a real band it’s the video game “Rock band” but still, I am awesome at it, I mean that virtual crowd is rarely ever disappointed, except the time my roommate walked in and yelled at me for playing it after bedtime… ok my roommate is my mother, but I do have my very own room for all my stuff and to clarify I don’t have a bedtime per say I just have to be in my room at a certain time, which is way cooler. Erm I’m the only guy I know with a racing car bed… well except Billy down the road but he’s like 6. I have a cat called Yoda, he’s very wise and knows the ways of the force… oh and he likes his tummy scratching, he’s so cute!! I’m a bit of a writer, In fact I write a weekly blog where I discuss important issues such as “who would win in a fight between Spiderman and Wolverine and “who is the hottest sci-fi babe” unsurprisingly it was the lady with the three boobs from Total Recall although Catwoman was a close second. By the way if you happen to share any of the characteristics of these women such as three boobs and a tight leather cat suit then erm… please be in touch.

Lonely level 53 Wizard seeking female

Paul Hickson

Norwich, United Kingdom

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