iAN Derrick


Profile

iAN Derrick
City: Tweed Heads
Country: Australia
Joined: Sep 2007

Socialistic humanist, designated friend of Fishes of Sahul, survivor of numerous occupations including commercial referee, motel management, professional aquaria and wildlife collector, book & record shoppe proprietor, Asian food business. Personal cancer creator, wheatgrass and sprout producer, brewer of green tea with fresh ginger, and sometimes as she is writ sorta bloke. My favourite food is yumcha.

Please click onto pic below for more info.

Journal Entries

The Gold Coast Bubble-meet 20/6/09

Posted 15 days ago, 10 comments so far.

AN OBSERVATION.

Posted 9 months ago, 20 comments so far.

New novel

Posted 10 months ago, 6 comments so far.

Writing

UNDERSTANDING & COMPROMISE

“You can have that in three words, son,” said Reggie. “Understanding and compromise.”

THE NAMINGS

Discussing social affairs with Willie was like trying to hold an intelligent conversation with a deranged metronome.

THE TURF ACCOUNTANT

However, Briac Gawain Caratacus, known to his friends and associates as the Beloved One, was far from normal and most definitely not the personification of mediocrity.

THE LITTLE STORYTELLER.

‘Pray tell me kind sir,’ asked the little storyteller, ‘what must I do when I enter inside the bubble?’

FAIR SUCK OF THE SAUSAGE.

I reckon the kids’ schooling, under a highly-educated university-trained dole bludger, shows much foresight and excellent employment of available human resources.

FIRST AID

‘Come quickly, Clappers, Matthieu is in terrible pain. He was rolling around like a cut snake until I asked Ida Downs to sit on him while I fetched help.’

Watchlist

  • Grant Middleditch
  • RhondaR
  • Liz  Spittall
  • ginnymac
  • Murray Swift
  • PatriciaLM