A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck!” “Your eyes work”, replies the duck, wryly.
“And you talk!” exclaims the landlord.
“And your ears”, says the duck, “Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?”.
“Certainly”, says the landlord, “sorry about that… it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?”.
“I’m working on the building site across the road”, explains the duck.
The landlord watches, astounded, as the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
The duck visits regularly for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
The owner of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, “You’re with the circus aren’t you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus – he talks, drinks beer and everything!”.
“Sounds marvellous”, says the owner, “get him to give me a call”.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, “Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!”.
“Yeah?”, says the duck, “Sounds great, where is it?”.
“At the circus”, says the landlord.
“The circus?”, the duck enquires, a bit bemused.
“That’s right”, replies the landlord.
“What, the place with the big tent?. Big canvas roof, hole in the middle, loads of animals?”, asks the duck.
“That’s right!”, says the landlord.
The duck looks confused. “Why would they want a plasterer”
How did I miss this!!!?? lmao!! Fabulous, Dave!! Thanks so much for sharing that!! I’ll be stealing that to tell myself! :-)))))))))))))!!
– Susana Weber
I can’t believe you typed that all out! Thanks again, D!! I just read it again and laughed all over again! Great story joke!! ♥
Hey Maurice – found this verse by the great one and only Bob Dylan – think it just about describes the love of the green and white circles for you
But now you never miss your water ‘til your well runs dry Come on now baby give our love a try Let’s stick together, c’mon c’mon let’s stick together You know we made a vow not to leave one another never
GrandmaMattie xx
I can’t believe I missed this, GrammaMattie!! Great song by BD!! Love his music and this fits to a T!! Thank you so much, m’dear!! Haha!!
This is so funny, there is a member on here that I tease all the time about following the dots!!! So cute, and great imagination and dedication for Aunt Dot!
AuntieD and Maurice are a special pair! Thanks, Vigor… and congrats on the new group! Wonderful idea!! Susana
Viv,Who is the member who needs dots to follow? He must be a real dummy!!:)lol Can’t imagine being in his shoes!!:) Nice colorful and creative image helmetheads and no I’m not being mean as I think I might be that Dot follower!:)lol
Go have another nit wit my friend!!! You are our beloved class clown or court jester, which would you prefer? Helmethead, paw is a class act, one that’s hard to follow, dots or not dots!!
I’m still finding messages and now this lovely feature…. and all from Feb and Mar when I was so sick and missing RB so much! Like finding little gifts from special friends. Thank you for this, Viv… from back then and from today!! ♥
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Well, speaking of DOTS! Maurice, your a duck after my own heart! Just adorable, Susana, and a big chuckle here.
Yes, speaking of DOTS!! He’s up to something with those!!
– Susana Weber
ROFLOL……Maurice is dotty!!!!
Thank you so much, Susan! Maurice is makin’ another mess!
– Susana Weber
lol…too cute! much needed laugh…everytime I have a bad day…Maurice appears and makes me smile
Thanks so much, Jessica! I’m so happy you get a giggle out of Maurice. I’ll tell him!! LOL!
– Susana Weber
Maurice doesn’t seem to be a lot of help Susana,
Thought of you when I saw this…
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck!”
“Your eyes work”, replies the duck, wryly.
“And you talk!” exclaims the landlord.
“And your ears”, says the duck,
“Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?”.
“Certainly”, says the landlord, “sorry about that… it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?”.
“I’m working on the building site across the road”, explains the duck.
The landlord watches, astounded, as the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
The duck visits regularly for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
The owner of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him,
“You’re with the circus aren’t you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus – he talks, drinks beer and everything!”.
“Sounds marvellous”, says the owner, “get him to give me a call”.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,
“Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!”.
“Yeah?”, says the duck, “Sounds great, where is it?”.
“At the circus”, says the landlord.
“The circus?”, the duck enquires, a bit bemused.
“That’s right”, replies the landlord.
“What, the place with the big tent?. Big canvas roof, hole in the middle, loads of animals?”, asks the duck.
“That’s right!”, says the landlord.
The duck looks confused. “Why would they want a plasterer”
How did I miss this!!!?? lmao!! Fabulous, Dave!! Thanks so much for sharing that!! I’ll be stealing that to tell myself! :-)))))))))))))!!
– Susana Weber
I can’t believe you typed that all out! Thanks again, D!! I just read it again and laughed all over again! Great story joke!! ♥
– Susana Weber
Hey Maurice – found this verse by the great one and only Bob Dylan – think it just about describes the love of the green and white circles for you
But now you never miss your water ‘til your well runs dry
Come on now baby give our love a try
Let’s stick together, c’mon c’mon let’s stick together
You know we made a vow not to leave one another never
GrandmaMattie xx
I can’t believe I missed this, GrammaMattie!! Great song by BD!! Love his music and this fits to a T!! Thank you so much, m’dear!! Haha!!
– Susana Weber
haha…love it…really cute :)
Hey, Tania! Thank you so much, dearie! :-))))!
– Susana Weber
This is so funny, there is a member on here that I tease all the time about following the dots!!! So cute, and great imagination and dedication for Aunt Dot!
AuntieD and Maurice are a special pair! Thanks, Vigor… and congrats on the new group! Wonderful idea!!
Susana
– Susana Weber
Viv,Who is the member who needs dots to follow? He must be a real dummy!!:)lol Can’t imagine being in his shoes!!:) Nice colorful and creative image helmetheads and no I’m not being mean as I think I might be that Dot follower!:)lol
Go have another nit wit my friend!!! You are our beloved class clown or court jester, which would you prefer? Helmethead, paw is a class act, one that’s hard to follow, dots or not dots!!
V, you are too sweet! ♥ ♥ Luv ya’ RBGF!!
– Susana Weber
I love the humor and quirkiness of this one!!!

I’m still finding messages and now this lovely feature…. and all from Feb and Mar when I was so sick and missing RB so much! Like finding little gifts from special friends. Thank you for this, Viv… from back then and from today!! ♥
– Susana Weber