Meth Head Barbie

Meth Head Barbie

Meet meth head Barbie!

She is the best friend a girl could ever have!

She will f*ck your man, what are friends for right?!

Cut your hair as to match her Awesome butcher cut, cause who wants to spend money at the salon when you could be buyin a bag?!

She’ll take you for a ride! On her skateboard! (cause she traded her car for dope years ago!)

She will supply you with fresh soda (though it may be warm…she hasnt paid an electricity bill in mos! Or she may just have to borrow some from you, while she rooms with you, because she was evicted, and has nowhere else to go!)

Doesnt she look cute in her dealers shirt?! She might have to borrow your clothes too. We call her kind “Diggas” as in the kinda tweaker that digs thru your shit to either steal it from you or tell you how much she likes it until u give it to her so she will STFU….Oh yeah…she doesnt do laundry….ever…but she’ll do yours for some dope!

She’s very giving too! she’ll buy the rigs (i..e. points, rockets, sharps, pinchers, stingers, or more commonly known Syringes) as long as you buy the dope…i mean common, $2.89 is a lot!

She will lovingly call herself and you Ice Angels! how sweet!

You guys are gonna be BEST FRIENDS!