Note: Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting
I had a great sales pitch lined up for this but I left the computer for too long and it switched off, so no sales pitch. Lots of text on this t-shirt but you can use it to distract an angry spouse/friend/mugger/boss/teacher as they inevitably try to read the text and you take advantage of their pause to flee. You can come stay with me till it dies down, I’ve got an extra room.
That was a sales pitch actually but no matter.