If I was a little bit older I could have got myself a pet monkey – from the back of a comic!
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“This Squirrel Monkey makes an adorable pet and amusing companion. Show it affection and enjoy its company. Almost human with its warm eyes, your family will love it. These YOUNG monkeys grow about 12 inches high. Eats the same food as you do (even likes lollipops). Simple to care for and train. Instructions included. Live delivery GUARANTEED!”
Sadly monkeys don’t make good pets….or so I hear :P