Here we were, trapped grasping at straws while the rain just hammered us. That wasn’t the worst of it because we were being attacked by people with umbrellas. They used them like weapons with skill and accuracy. I didn’t blame them really because we were the foreigners and everyone was shorter than us. Little people with big umbrellas taking over the world. Yahh that’s right attacking us big people and taking over the world. They all spoke Italian at least the ones that were attacking us. I guess that’s because we were in Italy.
I liked them and I bought one of their umbrellas.