Stupid Poetry.
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REVELATION
I dreamt
I saw your mother
Running naked
Around the golf course.
Boy,
She’s really let herself go.
REGURGITATION
The neighbourhood cats
Have declared my backyard a free zone.
All welcome, any time.
Price of admission: one rat, thoroughly disembowelled.
They sit in the grass and snigger
While I try to bury it without barfing.
CLOSE RELATION
My Nana used to say,
“Going to the movies
And not having an ice cream
Is like going to the doctor’s and not getting a prescription.”
I was the apple of my Nana’s eye.
She did my homework for me
On several occasions that I recall
And once she even went to school for me while I slept in.
The headmistress sent her home with a note for my mother:
“This child arrived at school unshaven and reeking of alcohol and tobacco.”
My mother was furious and wanted to smack me
But Nana was a karate black belt.
Pretty quickly my mother agreed that she could see the funny side.
Nanas
Are good to have around.
Cathryn Swanson
Haha, ‘Nanas are good to have around’ especially yours.
Juilee Pryor
ha ha this is wonderful…. nana power is not to be trifled with….. great work
Mel Brackstone
Ahh yes, everyone needs a Nana like yours :D
SuliHawk
Ahh you are so twisted, you always make me laugh. Needs no description. :-)