THE perfect antidote to all that mushy Christmas crap. Oh, I’m envious all over, no fib! I thought I was pretty clever when I bought birthday cards and got out the old black marker – slash, swipe, scribble, hey presto! Happy Birthday becomes Merry Christmas! I wasn’t too neat about it either. The best was the card I sent my boss of the time had a bloke dragged up as a nasty secretary filing her nails. ‘Wish you a Merry Christmas? That’s not my job!’
I’m pretty sure it was a bloke in drag, anyhow. If it wasn’t… well, let’s not think about it. I’m off the subject here anyhow.
I’ll shut up! Get out of your way! Click here for the best Yuletide tune since Bing Crosby recorded White Christmas! White Christmas? HA! BITE Christmas!
Gregoryno6
THIS! IS! IT!!!
Written by:
Gregoryno6
December 12, 2007
Melissa Vowell, 10 months ago
comment on my challenge cafe piece. im feeling depressed. NOW
Gregoryno6, 10 months ago
Whoa, that’s an order!
Adriana Glackin, 10 months ago
Ooo hot hot hot!
Sorry Greg, what was it you were showing us – the video clip? I’d better go and have another look, think I missed the bits you wanted us to look at.
Phwoar – Bite Christmas indeed!
Gregoryno6, 10 months ago
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Adriana Glackin, 10 months ago
I’m such a picture person, not a wordy person and I got lost looking at the pretty pictures of men in their jumpers, lips moving, hips swaying – Oh yes, there were Christmas words, I’ll go check it out again to see exactly what they were singing about.