Gregoryno6

The question was, What’s your biggest eco-sin?.

It wasn’t long, however, before the jokers crowded out the earnest Gaia-lovers…

I bathe in crude oil every evening. I then like to cook up about 6 whole chickens, eat one, and throw the rest away.

I like to eat Mexican food. As you might expect, all those spicy bean, cheese and greasy meat meals end up causing environmental catastrophes in my toilet. I try to hold it in when there is a heavy rain event to prevent Bay pollution, but I’m no camel. Sometimes I just gotta go—even if it means causing a massive fish kill!

I lecture people about driving SUVs while living in a house that is over 30,000 sq feet.

I actually use a new tea bag every time I have a cup of tea. I know – that is shocking!
Oh and I keep about 6 computers running all the time at home to keep the house warm and I cut down trees for fun.

I don’t sin at all. I flush once a week, don’t use soap or water, then just rub my hands on the lawn, which is handy compost for the yard, too. During my daily walk to work, I lick the dew off plants when I’m thirsty, or if it’s been raining, drink out of puddles. Also, if it is raining on that said walk, I don’t use a Gaia-destroying umbrella, but instead go nude, which doubles up as a planet-saving eco-shower.

That last fellow – kinda glad he doesn’t live in my neighbourhood.
But then there’s this from Phoebe:

I have had impure thoughts about Al Gore.

Get help, child. And quick.