Gregoryno6

If flat-out lunacy is all it takes to keep you in power for 40 years, I wonder why I’m not king of Australia yet.
Colonel Gaddafi made a little piece of history yesterday when he spoke to the UN General Assembly for the first time. Throwing time management to the wind – along with pieces of the UN Charter – the loon from Libya took his fifteen minutes of allotted mike time and ranted, raved, and rambled for more than an hour and a half.
Touching on such matters of immediate urgency as the assassination of John F Kennedy, Gaddafi performed like the sort of shareholder that gives CEOs nightmares in the run-up to the AGM. Sleep deprivation was a factor, but the colonel had the answer to that. Move UN headquarters to somewhere ‘comfrotable’. One report added that he had suggested China or India – these had the advantages of being safe from terrorism too, unlike New York.
Safe from terrorism. India. Right.
Colonel Gaddafi also predicted that Collingwood was sure to win the 1954 Melbourne Cup. Or quite likely would have if he hadn’t copped that tranquilizer dart in his backside.