Desperate Doc is now our homegrown Hef.
Once upon a time, Geoffrey Edelsten owned a football team. Now, he’s got a bad dye job and a rather different sort of team.

How to score with chicks, Edelsten-style: borrow.. Get yourself a pile o’ debt – well built women with minimal IQs will be on you (and your bad dye job) like ants on honey.
Maybe there’s hope for the emboobed half of the relationship. though, if the 1987 model is any sort of indication.
Lorraine Creagh
He sure knows how to pick ‘em. ...and he’s the one that chose the gown! Very (hum) classy!
Gregoryno6 replied
Bet she chose the shade for that bad dye job.
Juilee Pryor
is it just me or does she look a bit like a stripper? actually they look kind of the same… like he’s dating his granddaughter or something….’ick’ is the best discriptive word I can come up with right now to be honest….
Gregoryno6 replied
Yep, she looks like a stripper – interrupted halfway through a performance.
She had to help the old coot with his bad dye job…
Lorraine Creagh
A colour that , I’m sure, makes him look so much younger. =P
Tania Donald
what a class act they are.
Gregoryno6 replied
Geoff looks as if he’s about to keel over. But he’s falling in the wrong direction.
Blame that bad dye job.
Tania Donald
which one? neither of them is a great advertisement for their hairdressers….