Dirty Limerick As Promised.
I don’t care to drink or to smoke,
What gives me real joy is a poke.
I’ve done it with nurses
And teachers, and bursars
And your mother once, just for a joke.
Original composition. Surprised?
Gregoryno6
Written by:
Gregoryno6
October 20, 2007
Melissa Vowell
lol
There once was a boy named Greg
Who lived all his life drinking kegs
slipped the wrong way
when falling one day
and landed between someones legs
Gregoryno6
If that’s where he landed, what’s wrong?
Melissa Vowell
it was Margaret thatcher
Gregoryno6
_
Well at least it wasn’t Eva Peron!
(having made crap effort, decides to slink off and do the ironing)_
Gregoryno6
WTF? Half my comment disappeared!
Oh, well. Away to the ironing.
GODD
CENSORSHIP IS RIFE!!!!
THIS SITE IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CORRECT VANITY ENGINE.
I HPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR SILVER POLISH BECAUSE YOUR LIMERICK IS GOLD GREGHOMMAD…... YOU SHALL BANG A THOUSAND NEARLY VIRGINS IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!!
Gregoryno6
‘Nearly’ virgins? I don’t rate the genuine article?
Melissa Vowell
well, its just that you know, I’ve been previously tainted and it will be a thousand me’s
Gregoryno6
And with that simple statement by Melissa, Gregoryno6 floated away on soaring violins. All of which jabbed him in the bum with their bows, but he didn’t mind, no, not at all!
GODD
CHECK THIS OUT IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE TALKIN ABOUT,,,,,, HAAAAR HAAAAAR HAAAAA PISSER!!!!
regina
BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
thanks godd!!!
you made me forget what i was gonna say about gregs’ limerick
=0