The Great Avocado God-o had granted her wish…she had been turned into a woman for one week. The other ‘cados thought she was crazy, but she had dreamed of this day since she was no more than the bud of a blossom on the branch of the bush. She had been given her choice of body types and chosen The Pear. Wait until the first human saw her. She actually knew some pears; one of her best friends was a pear. She was absolutely positive that she had the best pear shaped body of all time. To make her even more popular she designed peach breasts for herself. She rigged her body so that if anyone jostled her the peaches would fall off. She knew her 20th century music, oh yes, “I really like your peaches want to shake your tree….” This was going to be the best day ever.