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WHERE IS JASON BANDITART AND WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING HIM THE ARSE???!!!!!

CAN WE GET AN IGNORE BUTTON FOR THE BACK SLAPPIN NICEY NICE FLOWER LOVING WHAT’S HOT CLUB???? / YEAH / Y’KNOW WHO YOU ARE…… FASCISM IS RIFE.

THE DEBATE OVER WHAT ART REALLY ACTUALLY MEANS REACHED IT’S CONCLUSION AND WAS ANSWERED BY THE DADA MOVEMENT IN SWITZERLAND BETWEEN 12:44 PM AND A QUARTER TO 1 ON SUNDAY THE 15TH OF NOVEMBER 1919 AND WRITTEN ON A TABLE CLOTH BY TRISTAN TZARA….. UNFORTUNATELY THIS GROUND BREAKING REVELATION WAS MISTAKEN FOR A REDUNDANT FIRE INSURANCE POLICY AND CONSEQUENTLY EATEN BY GEORGE GROSZ IN A DRUNKEN FRENZ…

HERE IS A QUICK NOTE ON HOW TO DEAL WITH DEPRESSION. / IF YOU’RE FEELING DEPRESSED / MY ADVISE IS TO GET EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO COME AROUND TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A BOTTLE OF OVER PROOF TOP SHELF OR BETTER STILL A GERRY CAN FULL OF AUTOMOTIVE GRADE ETHANOL MIX IT ALL UP WITH EIGHT LITRES OF TROPICAL PUNCH AND TRASH YOUR FLAT/HOUSE/MANSION/CATHEDRAL/ECT…ECT… / THEN YOU CAN BE REALLY REALLY REALLY DEPRES…