Simon Gladwin
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One last one just before I hit the hay.........An Ode to ...
Jeff Burns he is a simple man,
Who picks his arse and drinks out the can,
His lips move when he does read,
And through his mouth he does definitely breathe,
He was born to ride the short ye… -
Limerick Ping Pong ----- Touche Mon Ami
There was an old man called Jeff Burns,
Who saw the Doc ‘cos his old fella burned,
He’d buggered a mole and a cat,
A sheep and a bat,
An a Cocker Spaniel he’d recently wormed.
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Here we go again.....Ahem....
There was an old crone from Cleck-Morton,
Who Had one long boob and one short’en,
She could whistle when she spat,
Cleaned her teeth with her cat,
And could Fart like a 650 Norton!
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Lymmerick-a-go-go Number 3-----This ones for Jeff
There was a young man called Jeff Burns,
Who was prone to peculiar turns,
He was caught wearing a dress,
His make-up a mess,
And shouting about the state of his perm.
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Lymmerick-a-go-go Number 2
There was a young man from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
He lay on his bed,
Cocked up his leg,
And peed all over the ceiling.
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Lymmerick-a-go-go Number 1
There was a young woman from Leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds,
In less than an hour,
Her butt was in flower,
And her Jugs were covered with weeds.
Unlike Brian I mat not …
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My Six word Story......A conclusion.....Hurrah!
Rediscovered camera, rediscovered redbubble, wife left
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My six word story...Thought I'd jump on the Bandwagon for...
Bought Camera, found Redbubble, Wife Left
