Princess Snatched By Midget Terrorist Organisation!!
Pretty old piece, around about when i started writing, hence some of the sloppy mistakes, but nonetheless i found it fun to re-read. rip it to pieces if you may wish.
Princess Snow White has been kidnapped by British extremist terrorist group dubbed “The Dwarves”.
She is believed to have been taken from her gardens in Buckinghamshire yesterday afternoon.
Princess Snow White’s Kidnapping has taken the whole world by shock, but none more than her homeland, where tribute’s have been laid outside The Royal palace all day, as well as numerous forums around the internet been swamped with wishes of her safe return.
Chief of Police Sir Ian Blair released a statement this morning confirming the capture saying “We can confirm that Snow White was kidnapped this Sunday whilst taking an afternoon walk through the grounds of her home, it is believed that she was picking apples and other fresh fruit when the group carried out the attack.”
He stressed that the government, police service and special operations departments are doing their all to ensure her safe return, continuing his statement by saying “We are not yet educated with the groups intentions or if they are willing to negotiate with a cash settlement for her return. We can only stress that we are doing our absolute best to ensure her safe return and punish those responsible.”
Although her immediate family were refusing to address us at Windsor Castle today, a source close to the royal family has said that her father and brother have been left “ heartbroken and sick with worry” over her disappearance.
It is believed that The Dwarves have set up the attack on the Royal family following a number of high profile terrorist attacks by other organisations leaving them in the backlight. This attack was an intentional attempt to put them back in the world media spotlight.
Major landmarks throughout the country have been put on top security this week, with officials fearing a war between terrorists may be sparked, with each bidding to out-do each other in order to prove themselves more powerful.
Other landmarks in Britain include Wembley Stadium, The Angel of The North and St Paul’s Cathedral.
American president George Bush was in Dublin today with Gordon Brown and both have offered “full military support” to help find the princess.
For Information and images on The Dwarves, turn to page 6.
He himself has also placed numerous American landmarks on higher security, through fear that his pledge of allegiance may lead America to be targeted in the near future.
Trans-Atlantic flights out of Heathrow have also been delayed today, with extra security measures put in place in order to prevent airlines becoming targets.
The current situation leaves just America and Britain in coalition, with Australia and Poland too occupied in Iraq to offer any more military support.
Military bosses have leaked information telling us that the country may be under a stretch due to numerous fighting fronts, with over 100,000 UK troops still in Iraq, a further 50,000 in Afghanistan, and up to 10,000 patrolling colonies such as the Falkland Islands, Gibraltar and peace missions in Africa.
It is speculated that a further 250,000 troops are on stand-by for these terrains, taking the total number of assigned troops to over half a million.
An inside source stated “with nearly half a million troops involved in ongoing combat, the extra security placed around the country will severely deplete our ranks at regiments around the country.”
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