Gimme Danger makes T shirts.
What are these T shirts made of?
Our specialist team of material scientists and micro-fabric analysts have come up with some results which NASA are compiling for cross-examination.
Snips and snails,
And puppy dog tails,
That’s what little boys tshirts are made of.
Sugar and spice,
And all things nice,
That’s what little girls tshirts are made of.
Varying breeds and cross-pollination of puppy dogs tails with sugar cane at high temperatures at different stages of germination may result in snail contamination.
However, snips of snails at controlled temperatures and environment result in all things nice for most people.