LIE-DOWN COMEDY
In this day and age we are expected to put our minds into saving energy. So I did.
I do everything possible lying down. This way I hardly waste energy at all.
All my books are around me, the laptop is on my lap, as it was meant to be. The only working parts of me are my fingers and my brain-cells.
You’d think I would win an award for that, or at least be appreciated…
Oh, no, forget about it! So many people keep bugging me over EXERCISE… Good for your brain, good for your heart, good against depression, good for losing weight…. Yeah, yeah, but what about the ENVIRONMENT?! All this wasted energy, just THINK about it!!
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I will give you an awared Gili ! and you are appreciated!!:) funny girl you are!xxx
LOL. Thanks, April, I needed to hear that! xx
– Gili Orr
LOL….YOU ARE SO WRIGHT!!!!
Glad someone understands… LOL. Thanks, my friend!!
– Gili Orr
LOLLOLOLOLOL>I needed that laugh today!
LMAO. Yeah, it makes me smile every time I look at it, too… Glad I made you laugh, Helene;-) Laughter is very healthy and costs just a few calories… lol.
– Gili Orr
so it would seem i’ve pretty much based my life on your teachings then : )) LOL
… and we’ve never even met… well, that would have cost much energy, too… lol. I am so glad to finally find a soulmate!;-)
– Gili Orr
wow…write another…i need to burn all the calories i can!
Without any exercise, you mean;-) I’ll think about it… oh, you can go back to my Melting away
I added some nonsense writing to it…
– Gili Orr
lol…yes i saw that too! so did i lose any weight you think? or just a few calories? lol…gotta luv ya!
A few grams, at least… you must watch a few good comedy TV series every day… and if this doesn’t help, just start thinking yourself thin, and you will be amazed at the results (they say). This is called THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING or better still THE SECRET. Once you master this secret, all you have to do is lie down peacefully in your bed and think you got it all – AND YOU WILL!! (I didn’t invent it, I just tell it in my own way).
– Gili Orr
LOL>>>>>>You’re a regular comedian today! xxooxx
Well, I would go for a lie-down comedy career, if there were enough space in my bedroom for all the expected audiences…
– Gili Orr
LMAO
Old Chinese Wisdom…
“If I can sit in a chair…
why should I stand upright?
If am to sit on an arm-chair….why should i sit on a hard board?
If I am to lay on my bed… why should I sit, even in arm-chair?…”
Is not bullshit… not nonsense..
I have had dogs for twenty years and they do the same….
If I can lay on the carpet…
whsy should i lay on the naked floor..
I am can lay on a chair…. why should I do it on a carpet..
If I can to lay on the bed… why should I prefer the armchair
and lately… I I can get into the sheets and blankets…
why should I remain all uncovered…?
Tasted…. so.. animals are intelligent… but not chinese for this reason.
je, je,
Rosa (I understand your humoresque assesment.. lovely)
Glad to have your support on this one, Rosa;-)
My cats sleep at least 20 hours a day. That may be too much even for me, but it’s certainly smart enough for them. Well, they don’t have any super-cats telling them they should be busy all day long rather than waste their life resting… So they have no guilt feelings and they are not sorry for themselves for missing a chance of living up to 30 years or being looked down at as losers…. They mostly sleep well, only once in a while Emma seems to have a nightmare… a short run in the corridor is all the exercise they do per day, besides stretching their legs when waking up.
Well, if I go for exercise, it’s either yoga or dance, both good for the soul… but i don’t go for exercise these days;-)
Oh, but this was serious, and the above was humor… serious humor…
– Gili Orr
Funny funny Gilli, our energy is attained fom a natural source so expellation of our energy is good for the environment, especially when we use our internal energy at saving articial energy which is toxic for the environment. Einstein came up with a theory of using one’s own body as pure batteries to fuel an entire city for a week on a body. Healthy energy that would be helpful to the environment when excreted, down catch, when the energy of the human is used the human dies. SO…damned if do and damned if don’t. I say conserve YOUR PERSONAL energy and save it up for really explosive events like parties, or socials where you can have fun and let your energy out to save the environment at the same time…Eh?
Oops, I got a knor in my brains now… lol. This is a bit complicated… Don’t wish to sacrifice any body for this energy business;-) Parties are OK by me, if they are not too noisy… guess I am really getting OLD!
– Gili Orr