Get yourself a life
Get yourself a tricycle
A really nifty tricycle
And ride it like the wind.

Let’s go see the elves
And grab ourselves a coldie
And let’s drink lotsa coldies
Until we fall down drunk.

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An old bit of nonsense poetry, circa 1994.

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