I’ll steal the ball like a magician,
and dunk on you like a seven foot Asian.
When I crossover I’ll leave your ankles breakin,
and a blur is all that you’ll be seein.
The net swishing is all that you will be hearin,
because all my threes be strokin.
My game is technically sound like a mathmatician,
and you might think I was Michael Jordan.
You can’t beat me 1v1 kid, stop playin.
I’ll rock you so hard you will think you’re a haitain.
Pigs will never be flyin,
so you better wake up and stop dreamin.
You must be a comedian,
because you play worse than the WNBA’s women.
You’ll be like Kobe in the corner poutin,
because I’m like The King without even tryin.
You’re a witness.