Given the number of people who seem to be unfamiliar with what a “Coffee Monkey” is, I figured there was a quick a simple solution…. and you are looking at it.
N.B. When you think of an “Abecedarian”, think of a trainee or work experience person who has an absolute disdain for all human knowledge, rejects every other means of instruction, and claims that to be saved one must even be ignorant of the first letters of the alphabet.
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