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I hate this purported party. Of the once glorious left bastion of learning that is UQ. I believe the rule of the Fresh Party is typified by the ideology to remove political competition in all aspects of governance and elections. In so far as to say, Fresh becomes the only party.

As such their policies for the 2008 election are as follows:

“Five reasons to vote FRESH:
1. SUBWAY ON CAMPUS
2. NO MORE POLITICAL CRAP
3. BETTER ADVOCACY AND SUPPORT
4. RE-OPEN THE SCHONELL
5. SLASH RED ROOM PRICES & MORE LIVE BANDS”

They appeal to their own commercialised aims, the number of refectory employees would be removed, and a Subway would provide money for the Union. However no more political “crap” (For they are a political party….) is the removal of the competition. Fuck that. I don’t like their policies, I tried talking to their representatives who were handing out propaganda trying to make me vote for them.

There are so many reasons why I dislike them. But a picture says a thousand words. And some of them are:

"
The Fresh part indeed believe their slick marketing, and use of the word, “fresh” will enable you to think otherwise about their intentions. They are, in fact a bunch of Communist insurgents, “terrorists” in the modern sense of the word. What is wrong with them?
What is wrong with them, is that you believe them"

The rest I’m sure you can read…

This is a statement I felt strongly enough about, I made this shirt. I’m willing to pay for it, because I believe it. Fuck a fresh party.

Fresh 2 Death.

FR2D bitch.

Comments

  • Bismarck
    Bismarckalmost 6 years ago

    Pretty ordinary design – the only people who’ll read your message are the type that stop people in the street, produce a magnifying glass, and carefully read the novel stenciled into their shirt. Even then, those people probably have beards, where trenchcoats and smell like onions and off-meat – hardly the FRESH demographic.

    Anyhow, I best be off – I’ve got a busy day of winning elections, driving yachts and kissing ladies on the mouth planned.

  • pvpatty
    pvpattyalmost 6 years ago

    This entire nonsense is a nonsense. What nonsense! Your attempt is so nonsensical, so bereft of anything even remotely sensible that it can only be described as being without sense.

    How I pine for the Good Old Days, when the Special Branch had informants at the University, and pithy political statements on t-shirts were not reproductions of the microfiche records contained in the library.

    As I said, nonsense.

  • truebeliever
    truebelieveralmost 6 years ago

    Hmmm i agree with pvpatty this is nonsense
    I mean seriously besides the fact no one will get your message due to the illegible size and amount of text, you evidently have a shit knowledge of politics. As FRESH are centre right and communists are FAR FAR left….may have even considered buying the shirt except for the extreme over pricing! its a thumbs down for me

  • Freshikistan
    Freshikistanalmost 6 years ago

    Ok let me look at all three comments, of which none have submitted any art, all have similarly positive views toward the Fresh party, and against any form of expression against it. In so far to say, that I question their validity.

    Firstly Mr Otto Eduard Leopold , do you have problems reading messages from a far? I can understand, possible mental vision and comprehension of words from a distance may be a problem, however this is perfectly physically possible for all those with eyesite. Not just the “Fresh” demographic….

    Similarly, pvpatty, you are correct, it is nonsense. Just like feeding the bastard lies, full of nonsense. As for microfiche, sorry not my era, I don’t think any Metaxas like informants are going to do anything to communist messages like this though, regardless of how pithy they are.

    Yes yes… truebeliever I so misunderstand politics that my making these colours bright yellow and red had NO political notion at all. The design and ALL the text was created out of my ignorance and COMPLETE misunderstandting of politics, left and right wing. I have thankfully FRESH members to inform me of the reality in politics! Please….

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