20% off everything. Seriously. Every. Single. Thing. Use CREEPY20

It's Taken A Lot Of Will Power But I've Finally Managed To Give Up Dieting!!

freebornman

Auckland, New Zealand

  • Available
    Products
    8
  • Artist
    Notes
  • Artwork Comments 6

Wall Art

Home Decor

Bags

Stationery

Artist's Description

My mother was a big woman .totally opposite to me and my dad….she weighed in at 28 stone, along with her six brothers and two sisters. When we went to the beach for the day the crowds never phased us……….
“Over here Charlie!!” she’d call out to the old man " these people’ll make room…………………won’t you love?"………. As if they had a choice …..
People scattered out of her way as she hit the sand ……she was like a big walrus, the beachmaster, settling in for the day…..then, normally …….she’d break wind
….Nobody ever refused to move!!

Artwork Comments

  • frogster
  • abefleur
  • Cathleen Tarawhiti
  • Gregoryno6
  • JoTaylor
  • freebornman
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait

10% off

for joining the Redbubble mailing list

Receive exclusive deals and awesome artist news and content right to your inbox. Free for your convenience.