Didn’t you used to stand in front of the mirror when you were a kid?
You did didn’t yer……you’d stand there in your little undies going “Oooer your nice you are”… …. Then you’d get some of your Mum’s lipstick and you’d put it all around yer mouth and you’d draw lines around your body wouldn’t yer ?!! And around your nipples…. and around your belly button wouldn‘t yer ……..ha! ha! … your smiling now…….it’s all coming back to you now isn’t it eh?