It's Taken A Lot Of Will Power But I've Finally Managed To Give Up Dieting!!
My mother was a big woman .totally opposite to me and my dad….she weighed in at 28 stone, along with her six brothers and two sisters. When we went to the beach for the day the crowds never phased us….......
“Over here Charlie!!” she’d call out to the old man ” these people’ll make room…..................won’t you love?”.......... As if they had a choice …..
People scattered out of her way as she hit the sand …...she was like a big walrus, the beachmaster, settling in for the day…..then, normally …....she’d break wind
....Nobody ever refused to move!!
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frogster
Your too much FBM, what a look on her face.
Deborah Parkin
what a great expression – looks like she is about to dive intot that cake – love the description too. I always find the more you diet, the fatter you get – so she made the right choice. Yet another classic FBM – great stuff!!
Cathleen Taraw...
Munchy munchy. She’s looking for the next one. Good onya luv.
Gregoryno6
The last time I saw a stare like that it was coming at me with an axe!
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I bet your mum’s a lovely woman, FBM.
JoTaylor
my goodness i really love your portrait work freeborn man.
freebornman
It gives me the munchies every time i look at it!