MSTC ( Manipulation of space and time continuum) machine. by Carol and Mike Werner

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This one is for Hugh Fathers. Hugh, we’ve given considerable thought to your recent travel nightmare and have designed a machine which may be of interest to you and any other Aussies caught in the same predicament. We considered a basic time machine but the problem there is that while you could move back or forward in time you would still be in the same spot. You could travel to Australia, come home and return to your original departure time. While you would lose no time with your Thailand family, you would still have to travel to and from Australia. So your problem isn’t time so much as spot. Or space. So we designed the MSTC (Manipulation of the Time and Space Continuum) machine which allows you to not only manipulate time but also space. It’s a sort of “Beam me anywhere, everywhere, anytime but up, Scotty” machine. It will send you to Australia, where you can serve your required time and then back to Thailand where you can return to your original starting time. Probably though, before making that last time switch, you should call Australia and be sure all papers are filed properly. We don’t know for sure whether those papers will make the time switch, too. In which case, they won’t exist. Minor detail that can probably be ironed out should it arise.

Notice that the machine can be powered either by steam or electricity, whichever is more available at the time. We found that in the future the former was far more accessible and reliable than the latter. Here, at least. Which is why you don’t see any trees in the picture.

There are a few other minor inconveniences. Unlike a Tardis, the machine does not accompany you. So, you don’t have to explain what it is every time you arrive at your destination. That’s good. What’s maybe not so good is that you don’t have any protection when you arrive. Which means you have to use the magnifier and preview functions very carefully so you don’t end up inside a tree or something worse. You carry a sort of GPS tracker with you which the machine uses to locate you for the return trip. We made the tracker waterproof but unfortunately it doesn’t seem to be detergent proof so we would not recommend washing it in your shorts. Also you have to be careful not to lose it. Not a big problem though, since the machine can find it. You can always call us and we can contact the machine and the relay the coordinates back to you.

Which brings up another probably more significant problem. It took us about five and a half years to design and build this thing. That’s okay because we simply transported back to the current time. No harm, no foul. No time lost. Pretty cool, actually. However, when we came back in time we found that the machine didn’t come with us. This is when we noticed the first disadvantage of not designing it like a Tardis. Consequently it sits in an outlying pasture of a friend’s cattle ranch five and a half years in the future. Which means that, given our current technology, you’ll have to wait five and half years to use it.

We have our GPS tracker so we can continue to go into the future to work on it. We tried hanging a tracker on the outside of the machine hoping it would beam itself but that didn’t work. So we still have to figure out how to move the machine not only back in time but also over there to Thailand. Until then, if you notice any cattle wondering around mooing American instead of Thai or Australian, you’ll know somebody left the door open.


Carol & Mike Werner


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We’re photographers and graphic artists who have been producing commercial and editorial stock images for over twenty-five years. Our work is represented by numerous agencies around the world. We live in Merced, California with our fotokats.

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  • klikker
    klikkerabout 4 years ago

    Superb image and so very well created, Nick

  • Thanks as always, Nick.

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • Hugh Fathers
    Hugh Fathersabout 4 years ago

    Excellent!! . . .
    And the accompanying story brilliant!! . . .
    Guess I’ll just have to wait those 5+ years . . .

  • Thanks so much, Hugh. Mike had a lot of fun creating this one. Now if we can just work out the final bugs . . .

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • carol brandt
    carol brandtabout 4 years ago

    Absolutely fantastic and I LOVE LOVE LOVE the accompanying storyline. You should do an illustrated book. (Or maybe you have). Thank you so much for an awesome ‘click’ this morning.

  • Thanks so much, Carol. We had a lot of fun doing this one so it pleases us when people enjoy it.

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • virgosun
    virgosunabout 4 years ago

    LOL, great fun! Needed a good laugh this morning :D

  • Glad you enjoyed it. Sometimes we do something just for fun.

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • Keith Reesor
    Keith Reesorabout 4 years ago

    Outstanding!! Could I use it also? I’d love to try it out!! :)

  • By all means, Keith. Just hang in there for five and a half years or until we work the bugs (or perhaps the cows) out. LOL

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • Munggo
    Munggoabout 4 years ago

    Ohhh superb

  • Many thanks, Munggo.

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • John Poon
    John Poonabout 4 years ago

    I know this isn’t easy to create the floating illusion, I totally bought it upon first glance! Excellent!

  • Many thanks, John. Really cool that you noticed.

    – Carol and Mike Werner

  • David Kessler
    David Kesslerover 1 year ago


  • Many thanks for the great comment and the fave, David . . .

    – Carol and Mike Werner

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