Everyone’s favorite space ship mechanic – assuring her captain everything is going to be find.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right…
Kaylee Frye: Everything’s shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
Kaylee Frye: That was six months ago, Cap’n.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.