Us Us Us

Martin Derksema
Author: Martin Derksema
Word Count: 165
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USUSUS is a well known architect and provider of refreshing service concepts, both for businesses and consumers. From 1500 offices in 73 countries all over the world we work hard to satisfy our shareholders. Innovative thinking is our trademark. Our latest service concept might be of great interest to you. It is a beauty of simplicity: you just give us all your money and we do absolutely nothing in return. Get rid of your frustrations and doubts. Today is the day to choose for clarity. From now on you will know exactly what you get for your hard earned money: no service, no involvement, no quality, just nothing. Go to www.ususus.com and give us your bank account number. We will suck it dry before you can say ‘huh’. Don’t think, but act today. Otherwise we have to come and get it.

Us Us Us

As a copywriter I meet lots of responsable entrepeneurs that really do their best to give their customers as much quality as possible. As a consumer I am worried about things I experience.

  • Ozcloggie

    Ozcloggie, 10 months ago

    Gee. UsUsUs is certainly an energetic lot. They sound like great suckers. Wouldn’t want them to go to any extra trouble to have to come and get the money. I’d better send now. Pity it’s too late for tonight’s mail!
    May just wait for a moment!

  • Martin Derksema

    Martin Derksema, 10 months ago

    But not too long. They might get inpatiƫnt.

  • madvlad

    madvlad, 10 months ago

    is this the u.n. in new york you are speaking of? it sounds like it might be? no/?/

  • Martin Derksema

    Martin Derksema, 10 months ago

    It is about the fact that expecially big organisations, like power compagnies and internet providers and lots of others, ask more and more money for bad products and services. That is a strong tendency in our country. So,often I think : if you want my money but consider it a problem to give me something in return for that, why bother giving something in return at all.

  • MaryO

    MaryO, 10 months ago

    Coulden’t agree more, sadfully not only big organisations suffer from this bad service for all your money.
    Like your idea, nice concept. Great

  • Martin Derksema

    Martin Derksema, 10 months ago

    Thanks, MaryO.

  • botanicfanatic

    botanicfanatic, 10 months ago

    Well put – thanks for the laugh :)

  • Martin Derksema

    Martin Derksema, 10 months ago

    My pleasure.

  • Janice Elanor Sheen

    Janice Elanor ..., 9 months ago

    Our whole society seems to run on consumerism. It is sad I think, that products are made and advertised and sold, not because they are particularly useful or good but because they make money for the seller. Advertising is often aimed to make people to buy because ‘this is cool/ it will make you cool and everyone will love you/ want to be you/ envy you…’ rather than ‘look this thing is genuinely useful and hay it’s pretty too!’

  • Janice Elanor Sheen

    Janice Elanor ..., 9 months ago

    have you looked at www.ususus.com??? it is another one of those annoying sites that is just a list of targeted Google adds!!! someone making money from people clicking on adds.
    :-/

  • Martin Derksema

    Martin Derksema, 9 months ago

    Gee, I didn’t know ususus.com excisted … wow. The most succesful marketing concepts are based on the people’s fear not to be cool or okay.

  • Helene Kippert

    Helene Kippert, about 1 month ago

    Nice one Martin :o)

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