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USUSUS is a well known architect and provider of refreshing service concepts, both for businesses and consumers. From 1500 offices in 73 countries all over the world we work hard to satisfy our shareholders. Innovative thinking is our trademark. Our latest service concept might be of great interest to you. It is a beauty of simplicity: you just give us all your money and we do absolutely nothing in return. Get rid of your frustrations and doubts. Today is the day to choose for clarity. From now on you will know exactly what you get for your hard earned money: no service, no involvement, no quality, just nothing. Go to www.ususus.com and give us your bank account number. We will suck it dry before you can say ‘huh’. Don’t think, but act today. Otherwise we have to come and get it.
Us Us Us by Martin Derksema
As a copywriter I meet lots of responsable entrepeneurs that really do their best to give their customers as much quality as possible. As a consumer I am worried about things I experience.
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Gee. UsUsUs is certainly an energetic lot. They sound like great suckers. Wouldn’t want them to go to any extra trouble to have to come and get the money. I’d better send now. Pity it’s too late for tonight’s mail!
May just wait for a moment!
But not too long. They might get inpatiënt.
is this the u.n. in new york you are speaking of? it sounds like it might be? no/?/
It is about the fact that expecially big organisations, like power compagnies and internet providers and lots of others, ask more and more money for bad products and services. That is a strong tendency in our country. So,often I think : if you want my money but consider it a problem to give me something in return for that, why bother giving something in return at all.
Coulden’t agree more, sadfully not only big organisations suffer from this bad service for all your money.
Like your idea, nice concept. Great
Thanks, MaryO.
Well put – thanks for the laugh :)
My pleasure.
Our whole society seems to run on consumerism. It is sad I think, that products are made and advertised and sold, not because they are particularly useful or good but because they make money for the seller. Advertising is often aimed to make people to buy because ‘this is cool/ it will make you cool and everyone will love you/ want to be you/ envy you…’ rather than ‘look this thing is genuinely useful and hay it’s pretty too!’
have you looked at www.ususus.com??? it is another one of those annoying sites that is just a list of targeted Google adds!!! someone making money from people clicking on adds.
:-/