Smart Pig

Smart Pig

A travelling salesman came upon a farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give a sales pitch when his curiosity got the better of him.

“Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?” asked the salesman.
“Well sonny, I’ll tell ya. One day I was ploughing in my back field when my tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was loosing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose until he got me out and dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig did.”

“Wow, that’s really amazing,” said the salesman, “but I still don’t know why the pig only has one leg.”

“Well I’ll tell ya,” said the farmer. “One night me and me wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom, woke us up and got us out before the fire could get us, damn saved our lives that pig did!”

“Well that’s really great but why does he only have one leg?”

“Well sonny, when you get a pig that smart you don’t want to eat him all at once!”
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