My naughty Chair by Flibble

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Occasionally I’m naughty. Not very often, granted, because if I am, Matron denies me pictures of Kylie and weak lemon drink. Those and er… all my pills too. So I’m not often naughty.

Nope. Nosiree.

But when I am – I’m sent to my naughty chair in room 47b of the asylum. It’s the room where Elvis gargles milk and there’s a rousing chorus of YMCA pipe music played over the tannoy system every 49 seconds. It’s enough to drive someone mad.

And when I’m on my naughty chair, I like to pretend to be even naughtier. I don’t think Matron has as many surveillance cameras set up in this room and I can be as naughty as I like.

Today I imagined what it must have been like to have been scandalous in 1963. Very naughty indeed.

Yup.

Splendid.

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Comments

  • billyboy
    billyboyalmost 5 years ago

    Yup, everyone needs on room with no surveillance.
    Cool take on a classic pic… and good call with the wicker. Hope it doesn’t leave a pattern!

  • Midori Furze
    Midori Furzealmost 5 years ago

    Love your socks!!

  • clarkey
    clarkeyalmost 5 years ago

    Love your expression – a mix of trepidation and deviltry. Matron obviously doesn’t train her nurses very well if they put odd socks on their charges. I hope you don’t need to get out of your naughty chair in a hurry, you might have either a wee problem or a very sore back!! Good to see you posting again, too!

  • Ian  James
    Ian Jamesalmost 5 years ago

    Nice one its been a while since I have seen you here so welcome back. Great stuff as expected.

  • ZoeMcduncan
    ZoeMcduncanalmost 5 years ago

    Comical

  • Karen Cougan
    Karen Couganalmost 5 years ago

    nice sox…….lol
    xkc

  • Col  Finnie
    Col Finniealmost 5 years ago

    Ah, the Redbubble World is a happier, more nicely fucked-up place with ya back lad! We need ya over in Beige is death! .

  • Sarah Moore
    Sarah Moorealmost 5 years ago

    Being forced to listen to YMCA is enough to make anyone go mad!

  • Juilee  Pryor
    Juilee Pryoralmost 5 years ago

    LOVE this…. and so good to see you back here….:)

  • BlackSwan
    BlackSwanalmost 5 years ago

    Haha! You are delightful!

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