Poor things. He’ll corrupt their (pathetic) minds and make them do his evil deeds to all that lay before him. And soon… he shall rule the world of wallpaper. And none shall be able to resist his desires.

Yup.

I think I got that right.

I took notes most carefully.

He was quite evil.

He even left the toilet seat up.

I left in a hurry so that he could do his evil biddings in relative privacy.