100 word stories #6: Why not to buy a puppy
The other day my sister confessed to me that she no longer says fuck in front of the dog, due to the slim possibility that it’s the reincarnation of a dead relative.
I told her to stop being ridiculous, but some time later it occurred to me that I’ll always put the cat out prior to wanking for pretty much the same reason.
Think about it. Could you have sex on the couch again, in good faith, knowing that your grandmother might be watching you from the aquarium?
Bear in mind that fish can’t blink, you sick, sick bastard.
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Glad that you’ve posted something new- your work is consistently the best I’ve seen on the ’bubble. Smart, funny, well crafted. Nice .
I’m going to use this argument with the Missus.
I don’t want a puppy, she and the kids do.
Your timing is impeccable
Oh and I totally agree with sixshoota
Oh dear! I had always worried that those who had ‘passed’ may come to visit me at inappropriate times. But now I will be looking very closely at my dear Burmese cat Bill (named after a beloved uncle).
Love the story and the idea of 100 words. Thanks.
hahahahaa
no more quoitus in front of the axolotls
That’s great! Not a pleasant thought, but a great one though :)
LOL! I heard a story the other day about a guy who went back to a girls place,and while he was doing “that thing girls love” her pet budgie kept biting him on the arse.Probably great Aunt Gerty being a sticky beak again…:-)
i lol’d…great piece! favd
HAHAHA too funny, Makes you stop and think :0)
You cracked me up Fleece.
Absolutely briliant mate.
I’m putting my fish tank on casters right now. Those damn gold fish just love to watch..
hee! Hilarious, well done : )