In case of zombie, cut above this line. by flashman
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In case of zombie, cut above this line. by

Let’s say worst comes to worst, and you’ve been turned into a zombie. There’s only one way to prevent more pain and suffering, and that’s to remove the head or destroy the brain. Gruesome, yes, but necessary.

Now, being a denizen of the internet, you probably already know this. But what about poor Aunty Beryl, cowering in the corner hoping the Husqvarna’s chain doesn’t snap?

If you happen to be wearing this shirt, then she’s going to know exactly where to direct her chainsaw for maximum effectiveness.

There’s only one way to save Aunty Beryl: buy this shirt.

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zombie, head, apocalypse, undead, decapitation, sever