The Green Princess (with large warts) Part 1
The story of a princess, and her sexually transmitted…....skin deformity.
There once was a green princes (with large warts)
SO large in fact that some of the people in her town, thought she had a rare case of leprosy, but this wasn’t the case my dear!
When she was 16 she was at the Princes BIG drink-up, where she had uncontraceptive intercourse with a toad, She didn’t get pregnant, but after awhile she started getting these weird symptoms, that didn’t seem to leave.
Hmm….i wonder how i have green skin and warts. It couldn’t have been from toadsworthy surely not!
NO! it must’ve been that toast i had for breakfast, the dumb bitch said while ribetting uncontrolably.
Unfortunately, she didn’t realise she had the IQ of Jessica Simpson.
So she went to her local GP, to find out what the problem was, and sadly there was no cure. So she went to consult none other than GREEN WARTY toadsworthy…..
When she got to the gangbang, i mean castle. She noticed that all the hookers, i mean servants, were green and warty. Which made her feel like she wasn’t alone in the world. And so she approached the wrinkly slob she regrettably hooked up with many years ago.
“Wheres my ipod bitch!” as sir toadsworthy screamed at a servant, wacking him across the buttocks with a shovel.
“ahhhh It’s so good to see you again…...........princess!
“good save” a passing cleaner said.
“SIR TOADSWORTHY!” The green princess said with a roar of legions.
“Why must ye place this curse upon my step”
“Was it that night you did forget”
“Where you drank your beer and played your sports”
“And left me puzzled with a green skin and warts”
Toadsworthy replied
“Yes I do forget my love”
“It was just a push and shove”
“I’m just a frog, not very clean”
“So don’t blame me, if your warty and green”
Princess
“GAHH! I just want to degut your spleen”
“Just like that toad and that car i seen!”
“Push and shove, i’ll tell you what”
“I’d cook your ass in a flipping pot!”
Toadsworthy
“Oh please your just a girl”
“Your words do nothing but make me hurl”
“Get a broom and get a mop”
“Then maybe you’ll be useful slop!”
Princess
“I’ll throw your Blood over the walls”
“Stab your eyes and cut your balls”
“I’ll feed your eyes out to the sheep”
“And Burn your skin til theres nothing to sweep”
They both pull out samurai swords as they jump off the walls attempting to slice eachother apart. Toadsworthy spins off the floor and slashes the princess across her face. She falls and thuds as she hits the ground.
“Nothing but words” he replies as he’s looking down at her massacred face.
gasping for air she replies “The warts must stop”
WILL THE PRINCESS SURVIVE!
to be continued…..
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