Web/Graphic designer who enjoys long walks along the beach, romantic dinners, chocolate and hearing the agonising screams of his victims as he removes their internal organs with a plastic spoon, Flaming Derps is an enigma burrito wrapped in a mystery tortilla. What the admittedly ridiculous name means, whether it is a reference to his ginger pubic hair or because he is a habitual liar who’s pants are on fire is unclear.