There are rules regarding food at kids parties!

Grab the brightest and messiest stuff you can find, mix in a whole bunch of sugar and preservatives, and, where possible, put several items into your mouth at one time. If you can mix sweet and savoury together, then all the better.

This shirt celebrates the junction of two great party foods: Fairy Bread and Hot Dogs. It’s the FAIRY DOG. Go on, I know you want one.

EXTRA NOTES:

A fairy dog says “happy birthday” just as much as champagne says “congratulations”.

Eating fairy dogs brings back your youth.

Fairy dogs are the national dish of Partistan.

While fairy dogs are fine with tomato sauce (ketchup), they should never be consumed with mustard. That’s just gross.

If you are celebrating a very important and formal occasion, this recipe may be altered slightly by replacing the “hundreds & thousands” (pretty coloured sugary sprinkles) with those really posh little sugary silver balls on which you can also break a tooth.